Monolith Found In California, Torn Down By Christians

Be prepared to see these everywhere
— Gary Lyons, California Hiker

Atascadero, California —

A monolith has been found in Atascadero, California; atop Pine Mountain.

Right after the Monolith was removed by two extreme-sports pros, a third monolith was found atop California’s Pine Mountain in Atascadero. The monolith is strikingly similar to the other two monoliths discovered in Utah and Romania. The object is 10-feet-tall, stainless-steel (The other monoliths were aluminum), and has the same amount of sides. 

The monolith in California is not attached to the ground and could be knocked over with a hard push. 

Gary Lyons, a runner and hiker, who is a regular on the mountain, captured video of the monolith Wednesday saying, “I guess this is a thing now,”

“Be prepared to see these everywhere,” Lyons finished. 

In Romania, the monolith spotted in the Piatra Neamt region vanished on Tuesday. 

It is not yet known who erected any of the monoliths, nor is it known who is taking them down; with exception of the Utah monolith. It is also not known if any of the three monoliths are connected.

Edit: A group of christians from southern California drove 5 hours north and tore down the monolith.

The group reportedly shouted “Christ is king,” repeatedly while destroying the object.

On a livestream, the group claimed to be acting “on direct orders from QAnon and President Trump himself.”

“We are upset that these young men felt the need to drive five hours to come into our community and vandalize the monolith,” the mayor of Atascadero, Heather Moreno, said in a release. “The monolith was something unique and fun in an otherwise stressful time.”

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